Happy 2010 to all!! Hope everyone had a great new year’s celebration, I know I did!! To kick off the year I’m going to let you in on some of my new year’s resolutions, so y’all can keep me honest!!
I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses
I will think of a password other than “password.”
I will cut my hair. I will grow my hair.
What up family?! If you don’t know already you can check out more of my music on Youtube.com/problaktv. Subcribe, upload or favorite my music. Whatever you like. Lets keep this going! Thanks for your support! CHUUUCH!
Wat it is!!!!! Yo first and foremost I would like to apologize for the lack of updates!! Its been a crazy month, I been down in Florida ( got a blog coming about that) and things got a little hectic as you can imagine.
On the real though I gotta speak on this Tiger Hoods, I mean Woods situation. It’s all kind of rumors swirling about him doing this and that, I’m not gonna get into that, you can go to mediatakeout or tmz for that he say she say. But that does not mean I won’t make fun of the billion dollar man hahahahaha.
This man showed his true colors during this whole lupe fiasco lol. It’s funny how when you are under real pressure and not sports pressure how one may respond… If you don’t know the story by now, This boi hopped in his whip at 2:30 a.m and showed his true colors. By that I mean, who drives out of their driveway and hits a fire extinguisher and a tree and not be intoxicated??????? Probably Asians. Who refuses to talk to the police under any circumstances??????? Probably Black people.
I know rap is an ultra aggressive sport and you don’t expect anybody to be open about how they feel, so I’m gonna throw y’all a curve. Y’all been one hunned wit ya boi with checkin in on me and leavin comments, so I gotta be real! To get in the Halloween Spirit Imma tell yall the top ten things that scare ya boi Pro Blakem! Be prepared cuz this gets creeeeepppy!
10. First off… Clowns. No we don’t do those!! That movie “It” might have been the scariest film in history. Thus Bozo 
the Clown was never a favorite in the Blakem household!! Lol! For real, anybody who paints their face and juggles is not all there. Sorry to the Pro Blak clown contingent!
9. The Feds. No need for explanation.
8. Pampers=Scary.
7. Whenever a girl tells you, “We need to talk.” This is scccccaaaary as shit. No fun.
6. Ann Coulter naked scares the shit out of me. I seriously cringe just thinking about it! I can write a whole blog about how repulsive she is, but I’d rather eat yarn than dedicate more time to the crypt keeper!
5. Waking up and my magic stick is not working. Horrifying. (Unless waking up next to Ann Coulter, then that’s fine.)
4. Midgets!!! I ain’t the tallest rapper…many people on the West side still refer to me as “lil dunnie” til this day, but midgets.. especially a group of midgets? I ain’t going!!!!
3. Taco Bell running out of tacos.
2. Another term with George W. Bush!
1. My daughter growing up to be on one of those Real Chance of Love shows. Shoot me nnnooooww.
Now we all know the reasons why Kanye should not have interrupted Taylor Swift @ the VMA’s, but I was shocked to see no one take up for Yeezy. Yes it was rude, ungracious, a bit ghetto for homeboi to interrupt her speech like that, but hey who really cares about all that? lol. Let’s get into the list…
10. To Make The VMA’s relevant again. Honestly who really has cared about the VMA’s since Lil Kim came out with a purple pasty on her titty?????? I know I sure haven’t!
9. To get Taylor Swift back for the way She threw that Jonas Brother under the bus. Don’t know which one. But she did it on Oprah! Karma is a mofo lmao
8. With Jay’s whole new let’s get off the soft autotune sh*t and wear all black approach. It influenced Kanye to get gully. He will no longer be the heartbroken but the heartbreaker! Taylor keep your love Lockdown, you loooose.
7. The Oscars. The first Black Woman to win the award was Halle Berry in 2001 for her role in Monsters Ball. You meaning to tell me that was it in like a hundred damn years of the thing?? Black entertainers especially Black Women have been slighted by many awards and is overdue that people start speaking up about that. Real talk.
6. Amber Rose. When you have a girl that looks that good with a BALD
head, you pretty much can do what you want. Let’s be honest. If he shows up with Mo’nique he probably wouldn’t have the self-esteem allotted to do something that ballsy. You show up with Amber Rose, Impossible is Nothing!!!! Lol
5. To let the rest of the world give two F*cks about Taylor Swift….. B4 you go getting all sentimental and getting your fruit of the looms in a bunch hear me out. I would be the first to admit she has great talent, she sings, plays instruments and writes music. I personally don’t dig her sound. But… Kanye exposed her to a whole new audience of people who she was irrelevant to, and if she has any staying power, this incident will only help her in the long run, so she should honestly be thanking YeezY!!!!
This is a Live performance of Pro Blak Ft. The Magnificent Tora-Bitoku performing the hit “Chill” @ U.S Beer Co. Best Band in the Chi!
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