I know rap is an ultra aggressive sport and you don’t expect anybody to be open about how they feel, so I’m gonna throw y’all a curve. Y’all been one hunned wit ya boi with checkin in on me and leavin comments, so I gotta be real! To get in the Halloween Spirit Imma tell yall the top ten things that scare ya boi Pro Blakem! Be prepared cuz this gets creeeeepppy!
10. First off… Clowns. No we don’t do those!! That movie “It” might have been the scariest film in history. Thus Bozo 
the Clown was never a favorite in the Blakem household!! Lol! For real, anybody who paints their face and juggles is not all there. Sorry to the Pro Blak clown contingent!
9. The Feds. No need for explanation.
8. Pampers=Scary.
7. Whenever a girl tells you, “We need to talk.” This is scccccaaaary as shit. No fun.
6. Ann Coulter naked scares the shit out of me. I seriously cringe just thinking about it! I can write a whole blog about how repulsive she is, but I’d rather eat yarn than dedicate more time to the crypt keeper!
5. Waking up and my magic stick is not working. Horrifying. (Unless waking up next to Ann Coulter, then that’s fine.)
4. Midgets!!! I ain’t the tallest rapper…many people on the West side still refer to me as “lil dunnie” til this day, but midgets.. especially a group of midgets? I ain’t going!!!!
3. Taco Bell running out of tacos.
2. Another term with George W. Bush!
1. My daughter growing up to be on one of those Real Chance of Love shows. Shoot me nnnooooww.
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