Only in Chicago

 

Imagine this, You are @ your home watching the evening news, jamie foxx, or jon and kate plus 8 whichever you prefer. And then A bus comes slamming into the side of your home. For a southside Chicago family they do not have to imagine, because it is reality. on Tuesday Nov. 10 a CTA bus driver lost control of her bus and crashed it in a house.. here’s a way for the CTA to capitalize off of it. ***New Slogan**** “CTA, We in the hooooouse!!!!” hahahahahahahaha Only in Chicago People

 

Talk about making it to school rain, SLEEP, hail, or snow!… lol i didnt wanna walk to school, let alone SLEEPWALK. This is wild, the parents are up there with balloon boy parents for worst parents of the yr/ all time for not hearing your kid leave the house @ 1:00 a.m.

Check out the link for the full story… ONLY IN CHICAGO!!

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2009-10-21/1018720.html

 

 

Ok, so the Chicago Tribune reported on October 13th that an Illinois repo man tried to trick the cops into seizing a car for him. Basically, doing his job! He tried reported that the car was stolen and that someone had threatened him over the phone LOL! But it was all fake so he could just get the car without doing any work!

Now he is in jail in Kane County…

Only in Chicago, I swear only in Chicago!!

NO Olympics Chicago

The I.O.C is a bunch of Garden hoes… lol

Thanks  to the I.O.C Chicago was the most stunned place in the world. Walking downtown after the announcement was made was like literally like walking down a funeral processional. There are many people who celebrated Chicago’s defeat citing the city was not ready for the olympics and that it would be too much burden on the taxpayer.

If you had that big of a problem with the olympics coming to chicago you had 7 yrs. to figure out where else you could move to.I’m just sayin lol, furthermore it wasn’t just the fact that we lost. It was the fact that we came in last place that had people salted out lol. We couldn’t beat tokyo! We sent, oprah, the president, michelle obama, and the gangsta mayor and we couldn’t get them!! LOL!

It was bad enough for Beverly Thurman to race home from work to find out that her family’s beloved 16-month-old pit bull Roscoe had been fatally shot by Chicago police.

The sting worsened when she received a citation from the officer who fired the fatal shots.

Nearly a year after the shooting, Thurman still doesn’t believe that the friendly, attentive dog that was more family member than pet would have advanced aggressively toward an officer, causing the cop to shoot. The dog never snapped at Thurman’s toddler despite the boy pulling his tail or ears. The gentle dog took it all in stride, she said.

WOOOOOW only in chicago your dog gets shot and you get the ticket! lol

Mayor Daley has a 35% approval rating… how does he react? LOL SMILEY FACE…

Only in Chicago

Chicago’s Dumbest Thief

ONCE again, ONLY IN CHICAGO FOLKS…

18-year-old Ruben Zarate, entered a muffler shop in the 2600 block of North Laramie Avenue yesterday and declared a robbery. He allegedly waved a gun around and demanded money, according to police.

When he was told the money was in a safe and that the manager who knew how to open it was not there, the suspect had a brilliant idea; at least he thought it was brilliant.

He gave the shop employees his cell phone number and asked them to call him when the manager arrived so he could open the safe for him.

He left and the employees opted to call 911. Authorities stationed plain clothes officers in the shop and called the would-be robber back.

Zarate, showed up again, and waved his gun around again, but this time was shot in the leg by an officer.

Bernie Tafoya, Associated Press Reporting

ONCE AGAIN FOLKS……ONLY IN CHICAGO!