My New Year’s Resolutions

Happy 2010 to all!! Hope everyone had a great new year’s celebration, I know I did!! To kick off the year I’m going to let you in on some of my new year’s resolutions, so y’all can keep me honest!!

I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses

I will think of a password other than “password.”

I will cut my hair. I will grow my hair.

I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.

When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL… LOL!”

I will stop eating medicine just because it looks like candy

I will stop farting and blaming it on the dog

I will stop saying,” Ooh, that feels nice” whenever the security frisk me at airports

I promise to stick to these resolutions for more than a week (even though I never do hahahaha).